Office by Alex Penny
In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity
He could just do anything and be hotter than anyone else at it
No wonder he looks like he’s in pain, he just had an entire House fall on him.
He just had an entire House fall on him.
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for Fredrick
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TOO PERFECT
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Life… is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you’re stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there’s nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there’s a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they’re gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, and if you’re desperate enough to eat those, all you’ve got left is a… is an empty box… filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
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